Have you ever watched 1,000 Ways to Die?! That show is gross but strangely entertaining! You are like eww, that is so gross! But then you are like oh know I can not look away! You are thinking wow how stupid can some people be?! To be honest you start to hurt all over from watching it. Every part of your body tenses and you think wow that has to be extremely painful!
I was just watching an episode today. A bigger guy wanted to get liposuction, but he could not afford it; like most people. He called a friend(just about as stupid as he was) and asked if he would help him with something. The friend told him he would do whatever he needed. So the bigger guy took so pain meds and told the friend to cut him and stick the vacuum in him and suck the fat out. It worked at first until it sucked out all of his guts. It looked terribly painful and I had to keep looking away.
At the beginning of the show they say they change the name of the victims, and I know why so people in their families do not get made fun of. I swear these people have no brain cells.
On the same episode as the big guy. There was a really mean guy that was working over in like South America or something. He was swimming in a pond or something like that, when he decided he would pee in the water. All of a sudden you see him screaming and jumping around like something has a hold of his junk. No there is this tiny fish that is attracted to urine so it swam right up there and attached it self to the inside. He pulled it out and started to bleed everywhere. Of course the blood attracted a school of piranhas, so they ate him alive. Ahh I can not even think about it. I was like “oh my gosh mom, mom come in here right now!” She walks in when they show you what is happening and she yelled at me for making her watch it! To be honest though, I can not get enough of this show. There is just something about it.
I am not sure where these people get the ideas that they do. Sometimes I want to look away but then I say no Jess you have to see what happened. It is just gross sometimes, but it is like a train wreck you just can not look away. Then I think, wow how can some of these people let the people do these things! I’m telling you some the things that happen are just unbelievable. One guy got his organs ripped out from the back! It makes my whole body hurt!
If someone asked “should I watch 1,000 ways to die?” I would say “yes, you should. It is a great show, unless you have a weak stomach.” I laugh at some of them and then I feel really bad for some of the people.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
what were you people thinking?!
wow really?! storm chasers?! I mean come on! I come home from tennis, and the last thing I want to do it watch something completely stupid! I like storms as much as the next guy but this show is just stupid. A bunch of guys running around screaming “wow dude look!” I know guys in my grade that have more in depth conversations than that!
My dad was like come on jess, you’ll like it. He was completely wrong! I told him uh, no dad I will not like it. I actually like shows with a plot. I’m sure some people think I’m just complaining and maybe I am, but if you haven’t watched it then you have no idea what I’m going through watching this! I gave it a chance, I gave it like 10 minutes to get good, it just did not.
I do not understand how people watch this show. I understand you like storms, but this show has no plot and these people keep talking about drama they are having between each other. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVES, WE KIND OF WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT BY A TORNADO!(at least, I do!)
I like some movies or shows about storms. For example, I like Twister. I thought it was a good show. It had a plot and everything. I just think that some things should be left alone. There are some things you just can not make a good show out of. Would you like to know the good part of this whole show? It is when they show the tornado and the guys go towards it.(I am thinking go get em’ tornado.) I know I am a mean person, but hey that show kind of deserved it.
I think so people would agree with me that storm chasers just is not a good show to watch. And to add on it, I missed criminal minds. This show got on my bad side when it made me miss criminal minds. Oh and I could not watch a recording I have of Jersey shore because my mom said it was time to go to bed after storm chasers was over! So guess who went to bed angry that night? Me!
Another show my parents thought I would like is The Event. It is about as annoying as storm chasers. They switch back and forth between times and dates and months. I get really confused when it comes on because you are not sure where that show is going to start. I kind of want to hit the people that thought up the idea of The Event and Storm chasers. What were you thinking? Did you think they would be good shows to watch? I am going to tell you, that you were wrong!
I am almost positive that I could make a better show. I understand what people want. They want a plot and they want a show that does not skip from different days and months. It is extremely confusing, I do not want to sit down after school just to get more confused. I already had to sit through 8 hours of being confused by something! Just give me something good and interesting.
My dad was like come on jess, you’ll like it. He was completely wrong! I told him uh, no dad I will not like it. I actually like shows with a plot. I’m sure some people think I’m just complaining and maybe I am, but if you haven’t watched it then you have no idea what I’m going through watching this! I gave it a chance, I gave it like 10 minutes to get good, it just did not.
I do not understand how people watch this show. I understand you like storms, but this show has no plot and these people keep talking about drama they are having between each other. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVES, WE KIND OF WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT BY A TORNADO!(at least, I do!)
I like some movies or shows about storms. For example, I like Twister. I thought it was a good show. It had a plot and everything. I just think that some things should be left alone. There are some things you just can not make a good show out of. Would you like to know the good part of this whole show? It is when they show the tornado and the guys go towards it.(I am thinking go get em’ tornado.) I know I am a mean person, but hey that show kind of deserved it.
I think so people would agree with me that storm chasers just is not a good show to watch. And to add on it, I missed criminal minds. This show got on my bad side when it made me miss criminal minds. Oh and I could not watch a recording I have of Jersey shore because my mom said it was time to go to bed after storm chasers was over! So guess who went to bed angry that night? Me!
Another show my parents thought I would like is The Event. It is about as annoying as storm chasers. They switch back and forth between times and dates and months. I get really confused when it comes on because you are not sure where that show is going to start. I kind of want to hit the people that thought up the idea of The Event and Storm chasers. What were you thinking? Did you think they would be good shows to watch? I am going to tell you, that you were wrong!
I am almost positive that I could make a better show. I understand what people want. They want a plot and they want a show that does not skip from different days and months. It is extremely confusing, I do not want to sit down after school just to get more confused. I already had to sit through 8 hours of being confused by something! Just give me something good and interesting.
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