EWW.

Have you ever watched 1,000 Ways to Die?! That show is gross but strangely entertaining! You are like eww, that is so gross! But then you are like oh know I can not look away! You are thinking wow how stupid can some people be?! To be honest you start to hurt all over from watching it. Every part of your body tenses and you think wow that has to be extremely painful!
I was just watching an episode today. A bigger guy wanted to get liposuction, but he could not afford it; like most people. He called a friend(just about as stupid as he was) and asked if he would help him with something. The friend told him he would do whatever he needed. So the bigger guy took so pain meds and told the friend to cut him and stick the vacuum in him and suck the fat out. It worked at first until it sucked out all of his guts. It looked terribly painful and I had to keep looking away.
At the beginning of the show they say they change the name of the victims, and I know why so people in their families do not get made fun of. I swear these people have no brain cells.
On the same episode as the big guy. There was a really mean guy that was working over in like South America or something. He was swimming in a pond or something like that, when he decided he would pee in the water. All of a sudden you see him screaming and jumping around like something has a hold of his junk. No there is this tiny fish that is attracted to urine so it swam right up there and attached it self to the inside. He pulled it out and started to bleed everywhere. Of course the blood attracted a school of piranhas, so they ate him alive. Ahh I can not even think about it. I was like “oh my gosh mom, mom come in here right now!” She walks in when they show you what is happening and she yelled at me for making her watch it! To be honest though, I can not get enough of this show. There is just something about it.
I am not sure where these people get the ideas that they do. Sometimes I want to look away but then I say no Jess you have to see what happened. It is just gross sometimes, but it is like a train wreck you just can not look away. Then I think, wow how can some of these people let the people do these things! I’m telling you some the things that happen are just unbelievable. One guy got his organs ripped out from the back! It makes my whole body hurt!
If someone asked “should I watch 1,000 ways to die?” I would say “yes, you should. It is a great show, unless you have a weak stomach.” I laugh at some of them and then I feel really bad for some of the people.